meaghano:

The Most Devastating @-Reply.

I hate to break it to you Meagh-O but it’s completely true… to a point. You know that whole moody, brooding, sexy, damaged, creative writer type that floods your dreams of lost coffee dates and intellectual star-gazing? They probably don’t care about JoCo. Trust me. I talked to Freddy Krueger and he told me all about it. They care about Gladwell, Proust, and a whole bunch of other smart, profound key pounders that JoCo fans don’t read.
But I’m not saying JoCo fans don’t read. In fact JoCo-bites, drool over the nerd. They’ll take the Harry Potters, the DragonLance, the Tolkiens, the Phillip K. Dicks, and all the other sci-fi medieval magic wunderkind fantasies. Sure, the writing structure, grammar, and vocab aren’t juxtaposed to symbolize modality in 18th century German monasteries. But there’s dragons. There’s cyborgs. There’s a whole bunch of stuff that should exist but don’t.
It’s these fans, Meagh-O, that are easy to sow and plow because to them you know God. You are the source of power and they’ll follow you with sand-dusted eyes across the desert for 40 years just to say “I love you.”

meaghano:

The Most Devastating @-Reply.

I hate to break it to you Meagh-O but it’s completely true… to a point. You know that whole moody, brooding, sexy, damaged, creative writer type that floods your dreams of lost coffee dates and intellectual star-gazing? They probably don’t care about JoCo. Trust me. I talked to Freddy Krueger and he told me all about it. They care about Gladwell, Proust, and a whole bunch of other smart, profound key pounders that JoCo fans don’t read.

But I’m not saying JoCo fans don’t read. In fact JoCo-bites, drool over the nerd. They’ll take the Harry Potters, the DragonLance, the Tolkiens, the Phillip K. Dicks, and all the other sci-fi medieval magic wunderkind fantasies. Sure, the writing structure, grammar, and vocab aren’t juxtaposed to symbolize modality in 18th century German monasteries. But there’s dragons. There’s cyborgs. There’s a whole bunch of stuff that should exist but don’t.

It’s these fans, Meagh-O, that are easy to sow and plow because to them you know God. You are the source of power and they’ll follow you with sand-dusted eyes across the desert for 40 years just to say “I love you.”