I think there is some SPORTS event going on tonight or something and all of my writer friends are confusing me.
Manly men watch sports. The type of men that sweat while building you a shelf, changing the oil on your car, or mowing the lawn. And after they’re done, they’ll walk into the kitchen, disrobe their drenched tee, and guzzle down a glass of water. As beads fall down their chilled glass and overheated arms, they’ll stare at you. And they’ll take you.
These type of men watch sports. And they love girls who watch sports.
It’s too bad these men don’t read.
