March 2010
1 post
Well, as far as I know
post office clerk: Puerto Rico is not international, baby, it's domestic.
me: Oh yeah, I was wondering about that--
clerk: No you weren't, you were TESTING me, seein' if I would catch it. Well, I did.
me: Ha, okay, if you say so.
clerk: Now, where is THIS? (points to the envelope)
me: Glasgow?
clerk: That's not a made up place?
Do you know what else is Domestic?... My heart!
Mar 2nd
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February 2010
2 posts
14663.) I am so in love with my online boyfriend,...
meaghano: (via blogsecret) Can you blame me? Sense of Humor? Check. Maybe everyone is in love you too? Both boy and girl.
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
Feb 1st
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January 2010
9 posts
Jan 30th
meaghano: fek: AND WHAT ORDER IS THIS IN? Oh yeah, by the way: I’m doing this. IN ORDER OF DICK SIZE. Ooh. Chicks with dicks. Best of both worlds, people. Am I right or am I right? Hello? Anybody?
Jan 29th
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“I’d had a couple of interviews earlier that day and hadn’t had the chance to...”
– hahahhaa I really shouldn’t make fun of boys on my twitter feed when I’ve just given them my business card. (via meaghano) “Boys you can break. You’ll find out how much they can take. Boys will be strong. And boys soldier on. But boys would be gone without warmth from a woman’s...
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
a dramedy via txt msg.
me: We both know that if we sleep together I'll end up liking you, you'll freak out and never call me, and I'll be sad.
him: Probably.
Narrator: And this, ladies and gentlemen, is proof that the heart is directly connected to the crotch.
Audience: So both of their hearts are connected?
Narrator: Actually only one of them has a heart.
Jan 26th
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from my 6th grade journal
meaghano: As of today I cannot go anywhere, including Youth Group, Choir, and Gymnastics. My mom is pissing me off! I almost said crap in front of her (I was talking about the school lunch). Now I have to stay in my room today and tomorrow (bitch). Tomorrow’s SATURDAY! UH! At Youth Group on Wednesday, Rebecca invited this guy from her homeroom to come with us. He came 2 her house (while I wuz...
Jan 26th
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meaghano: kayluhb: A few weeks ago, I saw meaghano on my street before she moved out of my hood.  My reaction to that is to start a blog on tumblr. So this is what it’s come to, Men? Yes.
Jan 11th
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